Thursday, May 28, 2009

What Is A Good Costume For Someone On Crutches

Cadet National Championships in Florence!




... to tell the truth of such an event deserves a detailed diary, but lately I've been a bit 'messed up and after a month of the event ... I just remember that.
were the first days of March, when Dominic called a handful of black belts of TKD Florence home of Edward the green hills of Florence and asked, "Do you feel et handle an event to organize a national character? The Italian Taekwondo Federation has asked me to organize in the city of Dante Cadet Championship next April at the end! ". The black belts looked into his eyes and sing the anthem in unison Korea agreed that it was raising their glasses to the sky filled with sake. It was time to grow and to demonstrate that TKD Florence is not only good to win national championships in fighting and forms (Pierini & Benches über alles), but also to manage events of a certain level. We share the tasks carefully and after two hours of passionate meeting, drunk with joy carbonara terminate the meeting, in the sense that the wood stove and Edo 120-130 cigarettes smoked by virtuous athletes had tainted sweaters and jackets, cough cough. I
, Pajano and Bitta ™ (hereinafter ™ BPH), we take responsibility for 'press office of the Exhibition and I must say I really enjoyed this experience, IPB ™ we have respected the extremely tight timetable of press releases, sending invitations, flyers and press press conference in Palazzo Vecchio, with the president of Fita Dr. Cito, the commissioner of the City of Eugene to the sport and our great Domenico Giani Mazzocca is an example of good organization ... sorry for the lack of modesty, but there quanno Vo, we only want! ! IP would like to thank B, whose experience in the field of communication was key for the good result of the 'press office. However, details about the event and the feedback link at the bottom, I refer you to the article, we also issued in print and COURIER NEW FLORENCE has dedicated an entire page the day after the race, thanks!
However, all the staff of TKD Florence, helped also by FITA and other companies in Tuscany, has done well during the intense two days of Palamattioli and I quote the President congratulated Dommy because he saw a very united group and damn effective :-).
For our internal use, I can only say that on other occasions we should be more careful in microphones and stoned drivers of emergency vehicles, the boys of TKD Florence know what I mean!
Finally I just want to write about my personal shit figures with the Federal Technical Commissioner and member of the World Commission on Forms of WTF (!) Master Park Young Ghil (hereinafter for brevity CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG). Me and Lorenzo Pajano, the only clean faces of the staff can make out, we were instructed by Dommy going to take the train to Florence CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG, guest of honor on Sunday, April 25. Let's go all dressed up in suits our official TKD Florence orange jacket and Ray Ban Aviator's green ordinance. The plea was the car of Lore, the New Fiat Punto Blue 2-door (remember this detail, 2 fuckin 'doors). CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG arrives on time at Santa Maria Novella and as soon as we see his face hard as the pioneer of Tkd melts into a nice smile. On board he adjusts in the back seat and speak kindly of various things, the upcoming Olympics in London, Sarmiento, of the many years of CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG to spread the martial art in our beautiful country, from Naples to Turin!. Among other things, many current teachers (including the brother of Domenico) were direct students just CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG has really done an awesome job and steady, thanks CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG!
We stopped in a nice bakery Novoli and offer breakfast, io rammentandogli i suoi trascorsi di Maestro a Napoli lo invoglio a prendersi come pasta un babà (è come andare a Capri al ristorante e chiedere al cameriere una ribollita..). Io, digiuno, lo imito e mi prendo un babà, strazeppo di liquore (ricordatevi questo particolare, strazeppo di fottutissimo liquore).
Si riparte alla volta del Palamattioli e si scherza e si ride sulle differenze culinarie tra Napoli e Firenze. Arriviamo a destinazione e Pajano frena dolcemente la macchina di fronte all’ingresso del Palasport. E’ in questo dannato momento che la mia soglia di attenzione, complice forse la frustata alcolica del babà, crolla inesorabilmente. Non ricordando cha la Pajanomobile ha solo 2 porte, scendo dalla vettura e scordandomi CTFeMdCMFdWTF that (!) MPYG must descend from the front, push to close the door violently just as CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG is emerging. I just heard a thud and a sacrament in Koreano, something like "tephò ssehnò skhannà. Only then I realized, and turning around to CTFeMdCMFdWTF (!) MPYG I just hissed "I'm sorry Master" embarrassed but happy to see that the great, great Park Young Ghil had saved the door with a double fist and cross was saved, and looked at me with a smile. Thanks Young Ghil, you've learned that kindness and speed of action typical of our Art can I preserve in future attacks on unsuspecting Part of nice c 'heads ... or do not hold even a baba ...
Next To ...

http://www.fisport.it/news.asp?idnew=7418
http://www.newsway.it/notizie / speciale.asp? idnotizia = 17932
http://www.nove.firenze.it/vediarticolo.asp?id=a9.04.22.15.47
http://met.provincia.fi.it/news.asp?id = 55175
http://www.ilreporter.it/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=6164:taekwondo-al-palamattioli&catid=97:altri-sport&Itemid=63
http://www.genovapress.com/index .php/content/view/31089/64 /

Monday, March 16, 2009

Elizabeth Gillies Boobs

Dance in the clouds ....


What a day!

Saturday, February 28th was a really important day for Taekwondo Toscano, those who remain long in the memory of all of us fans of this sport. The Regional Committee, at the head of which was recently reconfirmed our Master Domenico Mazzocchi (great, good job for the Olympics four years!) Organized an internship forms in conjunction with the winter session of black belt; the fact is in itself interesting, but what made him unique was the active participation of two highly significant figures of the Italian Tkd: the coach and member of the World Commission on Federal Forms of WTF (!) Park Young Master Ghil and sample forms plurimedagliato Master Notaro.

Many athletes come to Sixth F.no from various places in Tuscany, in addition to the Florentine I can quote Friends of Siena, Massa, Arezzo, Montecatini and the boys, all excited by the importance of the appointment. And personally I can say that expectations have been kept, because I had the opportunity to meet 2 people that fully reflect those for me are the values \u200b\u200bof our Art: ardent balance, respect for others, humility, will progress. Park happy to see the Commissioner of the massive presence of children in dobok is the best sign of the vitality and continuity of art, produced over the years thanks to the hard work of the Federation and regional committees. After the initial greetings of Dominic and Park, the large group of over 100 athletes will be equally divided into two: one part has followed the Master Park to study and perform various technical, the other party, including myself, chose to investigate forms with the Master Notaro. I had already seen and appreciated in the Master of video Poomsae available on the website of the Italian Taekwondo Federation , but following his lecture "live" is something else, there is the same difference which exists in seeing a race of Moto GP on TV or at Mugello. The energy that emanated from Notaro was "total", that felt the same force which could perform both the form either walk or talk.

E 'was the rhythm of the Master who has impressed me, has sent a positive enthusiasm and desire to learn all of us, because we shot the 8 forms "inferior" (Taeguk), each repeated two times while Notaro lilting voice sequences and spent half the athletes in correcting various errors with quick phrases like "you're too rigid", "throws more football", "change the sport" (this is what he told me :-)) . Joking aside, the lesson was really interesting and no doubt everyone will treasure his teachings, but small details that make the difference between a form "to be enough" and a "state of the art". After the 8 Taeguk, Maestro Notaro began his lecture on the higher forms, and I willingly I sat in the lotus position to follow my friends to carry them out. First because I still have to learn the first Superior Form (Koryo), then why my right anterior cruciate ligament after pleading mercy ugly distortion of the previous week. If I had to describe my ligaments now I would see them as two trapeze artists held tight to close her hands, but the hands start to slide, slowly ... ... I hope that I am doing exercises to strengthen the leg muscles to work properly , because I would like to participate in the upcoming Italian Championship appearance, after an internship with Notaro I'm a little 'excited. Ok, let me dream a little '!

At the end of the stage, with Park Young Ghil visibly happy (for the good lunch of steak Florentine consumed in central London), we applauded the exchange of gifts: Dominic won the Masters and Notaro Park 2 pictures of our beautiful city of Florence as a memento of the day spent together. WTF Commissioner has instead given to our master a subject that has become a cult to which we all aspire black belts now: directly from Seoul South Korea, the wristwatch with the mark of Kukkiwon, the temple of the World Taekwondo . Very nice. Extremely rare. I'll have to earn. We have a few. Dommy, now every time I ask you the time you light up your eyes!

Following the Commissioner Park made a nice surprise Notaro. With one quick gesture of the hand did sit all the athletes, and asked him to perform in front of all a superior form of the most beautiful: Chonkwon. The whole building is silenced in a silence almost religious Notaro has performed perfectly and the shape. I am impressed by the skill and balance of the Master, during the execution of his Poomsae I understood the true meaning of "martial artist." Who gets to those levels of skills and knowledge is an "artist" to all intents and purposes, simply because gives other harmony and emotions, Notaro seemed really dancing on the clouds while performing the Chonkwon. As in the best traditions of Italian comedy, however, admired also the silence of the small sports hall was broken by a ringing cell phone and left while Notaro completed very concentrated his performance, he raised high the voice of a little woman who responded well to call: " prontooo ? Fedora Oh, how you are? They see the Mi niece teccuondò ago, and ending at 6, see you after dinner with Angie and Oriano bingo, we also carry the 300 euros you prestaho to strangle me a month ago . Obviously, ciaoooooo bellaaaaaa”. Beh, non la trovate adorabile questa donnina che condivide i c...i suoi con un intero palasport? In pratica la telefonata della signora ha fatto da spartiacque della giornata, perché appena l’amica della Fedora ha riagganciato è terminato lo stage ed è iniziata l’ora di gloria per la dozzina di atleti toscani alle prese con l’esame di cintura nera 1° e 2° Dan.

Tra di loro c’erano anche 4 fieri rappresentanti del Centro Taekwondo Firenze : Lorenzo Paiano, Emmanuele Bittarelli ™ ( entrambi per il 1° dan) e Maurizio Banchi e Lorenzo Domizi (2° dan). Li ho visti allenarsi con grande impegno negli ultimi mesi ed acquistare gradually the confidence to face a major test as the black belt / dan. Certainly, the Commission had before them from those that shake the wrists. Personally know to be judged by the coach and a sample of Federal forms can create quite a stir, but were comforted by our hard-core supporters of the team (Edo, Mambo Balsimelli, Leo Pierini, Luigi, Andrea Solis, Richard The Cave , Elisa and myself).

among other things, I'd personally organized a claque for my close friend Lord Pajano Bitta ™ and featuring the great Debby, now a full us although practice occasionally , capoeira. It was in Bologna last July during my examination of black and brought me good luck now led to the four disciples of Mazzocca, all promoted . ... Debby stay with us, your energy is contagious et positive! With her encouragement I made a banner for Lore and Manuele ™, we just stuck to the bleachers and I saw Park Notaro stare stunned and Dominic smiled slyly ... .. The team has not denied even this time!

The 4 horsemen of TKD have done a really bell'esame, I am convinced that taking part in the stage of Notaro within 2 hours of examination he had downloaded from a positive voltage event. The forms have gone well, the techniques, followed by the Master Lussier, slipped away without a hitch until finalone poker: an examination of combat. And here Pajano Bitta ™ and showed everyone how the affects even the strongest, are ignored when the glory is at stake. Called just their second, to compare the square, have performed in front of the horrified audience a series of impressive kicks, and their feet quick shots: nose, kidneys, ribs, gums, right lobe of the ear, eyebrows right, left testicle, back, in practice they did a TUCA TUCA-kicks. It seemed that each of the other two would say: "After me the deluge .. you succumb, it can be only one ...."

Young Ghil Park also was impressed and stopped them before they got to the extreme. Exhausted also M. Banks - Tony Manero Renai - and the gentle giant Lorenzo "Domi", to which must be my compliments because they dealt with dignity in fighting the brilliant Frederick, who was returning after months on the sidelines through injury, but at a competitive level is always good and then .... has eighteen years!

Ok folks, it's all for now, with the hope to live again all together a beautiful day like this!

the next ..



Thursday, January 8, 2009

Wearing Undersized Underwear Shrink Penis

other side of the fence

Ciao a tutti!

Dopo più di 3 mesi di completa e colpevole inattività sono rientrato in contatto con i fratelli del TKD Firenze. L’occasione è stata la sessione invernale di esami per cinture colorate del 19 Dicembre scorso.

I had asked the Grand Master Dommy let me know when we made the social dinner and Christmas he sent me an email sly when I wrote that the baby food to me ... I would have to earn. "Dobok and put on a black belt and come to the 'examiner examination, oh scoundrel. " In reality it is a tradition of our company. company that once won the black belt, you should play the role of the examiner to the next session consideration colored belts. It should therefore be on the other side of the fence, to judge. To be honest, this task has revived my proud warrior, now dormant for months with sweet flutes and night cries of my newborn and Linda various changes his diapers while my other little girl, Stella I bit into the ankles of jealousy, crying out "or you or me."

So no hesitation, on 19, I presented at the gym on time and it was a pleasant surprise to see how many students of all ages have come in recent months Taekwondo Center in Florence - the great and effective work in promoting the master Domenico!. Children 5 years with looks tougher R. Gattuso and mature professionals who, thanks to "the art of kicking in the air" have found an enviable physical and mental, all together in the square white dobok anxiously waiting to be assessed and win the coveted belt and advance a KUP (half whole belt or belt, depending on the level above). I clearly found all the friends in my class, all in great shape, including my two historical COMPAGNEROS Bitta and Payano who are preparing hard for the upcoming exam for black belt ... come on guys, come to cheer for you armed with a camera!

point out that with the children of Florence TKD have also examined the students of Siena a dear friend, Anthony Cappello, our level of undisputed competitive athlete who has faced in the past the best Italian and foreign and taekwondo just a nagging injury could not answer the call in Nazionale. Tutti i suoi allievi si sono dimostrati molto bravi e questo gli fa onore. Io tra l’altro sono rimasto come rapito da due suoi adepti: uno con un cesto incredibile di capelli e con una somiglianza fisica straordinaria a John Belushi – un mio mito - e sono stato tentato più di una volta di inforcargli un paio di RayBan neri ed un cappello per intonare con lui “Rawhide”. L’altra persona che mi ha colpito del gruppo senese è stata una giovane ragazza che indossava il dobok più strano che abbia mai visto; all’inizio non capivo se era una divisa da infermiera o da parrucchiera (…e visto il cesto di capelli di prima, ci stava pure!), solo dopo lo smarrimento iniziale ho letto TAEKWONDO in colore argento on his back and my fears were allayed. ... I was always in the gym and not in a beauty salon! But back

examination, under the supreme command Dommy, I and other black belts we divided the tasks, and Edward I was asked to evaluate the technical, after all had been examined by severe frown Maurizio very good benches, right in our Italian sample forms and dance hall known surplus. The fights were instead followed by our prodigal son Leo Pierce and Lorenzo "Domi".

judge another person, evaluate and classify a vote is not a task that can take lightly. You must consider many factors, including age, the attitude and passion that exudes the examiner. Clearly beyond the accuracy of the techniques to be performed. For this I and Edward were very concentrated and I must say that our task was made easier by the fact that all the students were good, I can remember all our 3 girls Roberta, Elisa and Simona, who have distinguished themselves for accuracy in the forms and techniques and the cold malice with which they hit in the fighting. I can not even remember that I have seen great improvements in men now in later years as Alessio and Charles, the passion and the constant attendance took a true miracle. I left them a few months ago to be undergoing "lego" (Defined as the geometric and static game, stands for wood stiffness) and I have found during "cicadas (understood here as a hit song from scioltissima Heater Parisi, the dancer who could do vertical split dizzy and cause a serious outbreak of this of masturbation in the late 80). Very good indeed, are so loose now that they too can touch the sky with a finger (the foot). I can not overlook even the good examination of Francesca, who despite a left ankle injury has managed to take the yellow / green. Among other things during breaks tablets Francesca was so determined to hit that, having pierced the wood, his fist to hammer has hit with unprecedented violence my chest (I had been chosen as the hold-tablet, which are specialties of the sample). The blow that has given me has really taken my breath away and brought a nice momentary respiratory arrest, but not to make my first black belt from figuruccia I tried not to pass out and looking at the audience speechless I did "no, no" with the head, as if to say "I did nothing, it takes much more ..." and slowly I started to breathe regularly. However

exams went well for everyone and Sunday at the end of the session gave a green shirt with our logo to all the girls in dobok, which moved thanked waving their colored belts in the air and singing Christmas hymns.

After examining the historical center of Florence TKD, lead by Lorenzo Dommy and "Mambo" Balsimelli went to dinner for the holiday greetings. The group joined male and female friends and we spent two hours in between joy and beer tasting chili pure state, which is our gauntlet every time you passed a test. ... If you do not chew a pepper are not worthy to wear then won the belt!

Finally I want to thank the author of the photos in this article, Pierini Leo's sister, also a practicing taekwondo and which unfortunately do not know the name. Knowing who lives in Canada and wanting to do il ganzerello le ho chiesto in perfetto inglese di farmi avere le foto della serata, lei in perfetto dialetto di San Frediano mi ha detto “ Oh buhaiolo, e te le mando ‘n fretta e furia le foto, tu l’avrai pè posta elettroniha ,un ti preohhupare … un fare ì biskeraccio ”, lasciandomi sgomento.


Alla Prossima!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Swollen Knuckles After Punching

Black Belt!





















I've done it! Saturday, July 5
I successfully passed the examination for black belt and now I am a 1st Dan Taekwondo. That lust, I desired that first goal I can not describe in words the emotions I felt that day.

But it all started at noon with a scooter when I picked up the ravine Cardoso (another story black belt, great David!) In Freedom Square, and we left for the appointment of Peretola with Maestro Domenico. Final Destination: San Lazzaro (Bo) was held in the afternoon where the 2008 summer session for black belts, in collaboration with the Regional E-Romagna.
Cardoso, noto alle cronache per la sua ansia da prestazione, era in ottima forma e stranamente tranquillo, cioè riusciva a controllare bene il nervosismo ed il meteorismo che ne deriva. Un buon inizio di giornata, ho pensato, l’energia è quella buona. Ed avevo ragione, il viaggio è filato tranquillo insieme a Domenico e Davide il Moro ( per differenziarlo da David Cardoso), abbiamo rivisto un po’ di video delle Forme sull’I-Phone di Dommy e condiviso esperienze e pareri sugli argomenti più vari.

Ad essere sincero, man mano che ci avvicinavamo alla meta aumentavano le farfalle nello stomaco, ma la tensione era di quelle che ti motivano.


In perfetto orario raggiungiamo la gym, and together with another dirty dozen athletes Tuscany and Emilia begin heating and stretching. A small note: the space used by prairie of our Gymnasium Stadium, giving the lie to the examination of black in a narrow space of just over 100 square meters was a shock, without changing either showers! Anyway thanks for the hospitality Com Reg E-Romagna, I know that sports is not easy to organize meetings in suitable environments, but armed with burning patience, we are sure that in the near future, even our discipline will win a place in the most appropriate Italian sports ... landscape

During my heat I had a wonderful surprise: Lorenzo, Manu and the Debby have entered the door of the gym! They came to Bologna to support me, armed with trumpets and banners from the stadium! All warp deception, because in the days before they told me that all 3 could not come to see me because they would go by boat for the weekend, the guys are just a few days ago ... Ganzi was talking with a friend and friendship I told you that true friends can be counted on the fingers of one hand ... as I said I thought of you, really! Thank you for sharing with me this beautiful day, we will honor when you too will be an examination of black and you do a new Debby batezado de Capoeira with Mestre Fabio.


But back to examine bomb, me and David were very concentrated and we did a good question, I personally I have to improve in the forms because I like a lot but I got only 6 in the final vote of the committee. Much better than I did and techniques in combat, and in this respect I want to thank the polyglot Cardoso because it was a good sparring .... Oh

Grandmaster Domenico, you are high praise for having made possible this first major milestone, our goal is to always improve, but I am particularly happy because we have paid tribute Saturday to the school and you, me and David because we had the best grades of the examinees Tuscany, for the curious clik here:

http://www.tkdtoscana.it/tkd/index.php?option=com_content&task = view & id = 26 & Itemid = 42

finished the examination and made the "shower" in the bathroom sink of the gym, we had a few 'of artistic photos and then I, Dommy, Debby, Pajano, Bitta and the Moro David went in the center of Bologna to take a walk and we also drank more than one drink in a nice little place in the shadow of two towers. We did a lot 'of mess with the orders of the pub and the boys have given us a spritz as a sign of sympathy and universal harmony. By Dommy we talked about that in future we would like to go with him to go trekking in extreme Aspromonte, a beautiful natural experience ... we will also be, sure!

Cardoso is instead allocated to Florence Florence to other taekwondo other gyms, including a mestissimo Niccolo, who has not passed the exam and was understandably sad, the secret is to learn good form and control the emotions, Nicco will be for next time, do not let go in December and certainly earn your belt.

am returned to Florence in the evening with the Qashqai of Debby, great car and great driver, after one hour and a half we were still on the outskirts of Bologna, then Lore Pajano with an excuse like "Debby, you try me, I've never driven Such machines, I want to feel the emotion, can I drive your SUV right now? "took command of the machine and the other from a chat we arrived in Florence. Debby I know because I was going slowly, when we all have fun together too much and you just wanted to prolong the pleasure, oh great!

However arrived in Florence I had my two women who were expecting me to the gardens of the Champ de Mars, the Queer e la Stellina erano ansiose di sapere tutto sull’esame. A loro va il mio ringraziamento più grande perché senza la loro pazienza non mi sarei potuto preparare per bene all’esame e più di una volta hanno scosso preoccupate la testa quando mi guardavano fare le forme in mutande appena svegliato oppure steppare/fintare in cucina mentre rosolavo l’arista, ma che dire….se non son grulli non si vogliono…

Alla prossima!!